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pups just banged his head against the table when he sat up and i thought that was really funny haha



#pointless stories  


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#this is wonderful  


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Does anyone else get that overwhelming feeling when you look at someone you’re close to and think to yourself, “I can’t believe that this beautiful person is in my life,” and feel a lot of emotion towards them?

I do that sometimes, and I felt that just now, and yeah.  It was a nice moment.



#deary dear oh my.  


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kamelworld:

A rap for AINEE
  • Hijabity jabity jab, hijabi, jabi
  • Hijab so nice all these hjiabis hijabs are flopping
  • Bad Muslims, she’s your model
  • Salah by the meter
  • Somebody point her to the best Quran reader
  • Tell em hijab clean, tell em hijab squeaky
  • Allah gives her point cause all of her actions good deeds
  • If she got a sin then she say “As-tagh-fur-Allah”
  • and bust her Quran open
  • in the city of
  • Chicagooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
  • Kiss her hijab and iman
  • Cause she’s finally virtuous
  • And it’s finally washed
  • Yes finally washed!
  • I don’t know man guess the shaytaan wore off
  • Christians aint poppin
  • Google her face
  • only time you on the net is when you google her face
  • You fricken thirsty men
  • messing up her hijab
  • Couldn’t get faineemae if you was praying with faineemae
  • I-I-I-I-Iman
  • G-g-g-girl, how much is yours?
  • She doin all five pillars and she expectin no residuals
  • and don’t touch her hijab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab 
  • Now make that mother-mother pray on time

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#this is amusing  


Lilo, why are you all wet?

daswiener:

captainhufflepuff:

This is actually heartbreaking when you remember Lilo tells Stitch her parents went for a drive, and the bad weather caused them to crash.

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